janemba:

DRAG HA MERCURY 

i just spent like 4 hours watching koujacku’s route in dmmd instead of studying for my menu test im never gonna get anywhere in life

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"Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean."
Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)
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viriassecrets:

no you don’t understand

viriassecrets:

no you don’t understand

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saba-market:

at least one of them is excited to be roommates

saba-market:

at least one of them is excited to be roommates

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napoleonbonerhard:

shingekinoswaggie:

bioterrorist:

i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about

a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince the other two to dress metal so the cover of their album looks cooler. normal kids mom wants to know if they want any snacks.

very close i’m impressed

napoleonbonerhard:

shingekinoswaggie:

bioterrorist:

i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about

a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince the other two to dress metal so the cover of their album looks cooler. normal kids mom wants to know if they want any snacks.

very close i’m impressed

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taylorwifts:

IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT NOW I ADVISE YOU TO DO YOUR BEST SERIOUSLY I THOUGHT HIGH SCHOOL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN AND I DIDN’T DO SHIT AND NOW MY C’S ON MY FRESHMAN REPORT CARDS ARE KILLING ME IN MY COLLEGE APPS AND I WISH SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME TO DO BETTER SO PLEASE LISTEN TO ME IF YOU ARE A FRESHMAN GOOD GRADES ARE COOL

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gleefulfan:

shavingryansprivates:

anrdew:

cool ranch doritos

sex

what’s the difference

that’s right

there isn’t one

actually, andrew, sex is the physical act of the insertion of a male’s sexual organs into a woman’s, while cool ranch doritos are a flavored corn chip. 

This is an extremely narrow definition of both sex and cool ranch Doritos

if sex only occurs between a man and a woman i guess thats not porn ive been looking at

my parents will be pleased

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"Before you know it it’s 3 am and you’re 80 years old and you can’t remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart."
This is the scariest fucking text post I’ve ever read  (via intensional)
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livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

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Anonymous asked: hey! Sorry to ask this, but would you mind tagging your food? I am recovering from an eating disorder and I love your blog, but uh I would be really grateful if you would tag it! Sorry to bother you, if not that's ok no biggy

That’s fine! I’ll remember to do that from now on. Thanks for being so polite about it! C:

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"I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I."
Sylvia Plath (via qodless)
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